Deep dish thought
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You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
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Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
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I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
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Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
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If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
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Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
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Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
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Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
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So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches
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But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.
You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
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If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
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You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.
And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.
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Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.
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If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
Depends on how you orient the pizzas
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So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna
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Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.
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Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo
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And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo
Eat it, you'll have a calznone
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Depends on how you orient the pizzas
Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?
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You've been hitting the sauce too hard man!
