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    If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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      You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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      So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

      And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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        Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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        Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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          Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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            So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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            No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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              Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

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                Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                  And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                  Eat it, you'll have a calznone

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                  • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                    Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                    Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                      You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                        Or a pizzagne

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                          Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                          One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."

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                            And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                            I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

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                              Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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                              And a curse by Nonna.

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                              • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneO [email protected]

                                Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                                Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.

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                                • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                  No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                                  takes notes

                                  So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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                                    Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

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                                      pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

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                                        takes notes

                                        So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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                                        Dumplings.

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                                          Depends on how you stack them if it's base to face then yeah, that's just 2 pizzas, but it's its face to face then that's just a round pizza sandwich.

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