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  • J [email protected]

    So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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    Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

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    • O [email protected]

      But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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      You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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        If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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        • J [email protected]

          You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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          So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

          And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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            Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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            Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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              Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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              • J [email protected]

                So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                  Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

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                    Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                    And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                      And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                      Eat it, you'll have a calznone

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                      • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                        Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                        Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                          You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                            Or a pizzagne

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                            • R [email protected]

                              Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                              One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."

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                                And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                                I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

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                                  Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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                                  And a curse by Nonna.

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                                  • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneO [email protected]

                                    Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                                    Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.

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                                    • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                      No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                                      takes notes

                                      So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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                                        Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

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                                          pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

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