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  • codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comC [email protected]

    Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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    You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?

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      Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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      So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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        So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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        Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

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          But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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          You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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            If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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              You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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              So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

              And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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                Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                  Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                    So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                    No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                      Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

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                      • kazuyadarklight@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                        Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                        And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                          And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                          Eat it, you'll have a calznone

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                          • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                            Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                            Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                              You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                                Or a pizzagne

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                                  Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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                                  One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."

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                                    And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                                    I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

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                                      Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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                                      And a curse by Nonna.

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                                      • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneO [email protected]

                                        Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                                        Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.

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                                        • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                          No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                                          takes notes

                                          So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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