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    According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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    Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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      You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

      You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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      Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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      • kazuyadarklight@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

        Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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        Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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          I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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          Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.

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          • B [email protected]

            Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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            Doesnโ€™t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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            • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

              If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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              Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                Doesnโ€™t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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                Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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                • codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comC [email protected]

                  Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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                  You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?

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                    Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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                    So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                      So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                      Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

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                      • O [email protected]

                        But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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                        You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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                          If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                            You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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                            So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

                            And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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                              Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                              Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                                Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                                  So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                                  No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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                                    Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

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                                    • kazuyadarklight@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                      Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                                      And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                                        And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo

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                                        Eat it, you'll have a calznone

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                                        • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                          Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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                                          Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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