you can't climb the ladder to heaven if you're short since the rungs are too far apart

Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!

They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.

Some guy at the business factory tell you that?

Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today

Martin Short is haram

I mean ... It's not because they are short ... Have you met short people? They are little demons.

Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!

Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven

Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.

How much pork are we talking about....?

Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

Sorry kids.

I know that Grok went Nazi but Gemini going fundie wasn't on my bingo card.

Pork tattoos!

Spending eternity as the taint third of a three person centaur does not sound like paradise.

*c/ketodrunk

This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.

Can't wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!