Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. short

short

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
143 Posts 97 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

    A This user is from outside of this forum
    A This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #112

    i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.

    you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.

    kingporkchop@lemmy.caK 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • G [email protected]

      That's fallacious reasoning.

      Not all religions believe in heaven.

      P This user is from outside of this forum
      P This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by [email protected]
      #113

      oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory

      G 2 Replies Last reply
      2
      • I [email protected]

        What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?

        grrgyle@slrpnk.netG This user is from outside of this forum
        grrgyle@slrpnk.netG This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #114

        What's hilarious is I actually have that shirt

        1 Reply Last reply
        2
        • P [email protected]

          oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory

          G This user is from outside of this forum
          G This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #115

          I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.

          You're making assumptions.

          P 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • P [email protected]

            oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory

            G This user is from outside of this forum
            G This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #116

            Additionally, Atheists aren't the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.

            Theists seem to be the ones who can't / won't shut up.

            P 1 Reply Last reply
            3
            • G [email protected]

              Additionally, Atheists aren't the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.

              Theists seem to be the ones who can't / won't shut up.

              P This user is from outside of this forum
              P This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #117

              that's a lot of non answer

              1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • G [email protected]

                I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.

                You're making assumptions.

                P This user is from outside of this forum
                P This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by [email protected]
                #118

                yeah the point is none of them religious people who don't believe in heaven wrote that

                G 1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • P [email protected]

                  yeah the point is none of them religious people who don't believe in heaven wrote that

                  G This user is from outside of this forum
                  G This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #119

                  My point is that you can't say with certainty that I'm either religious or not by that statement alone.

                  P F 2 Replies Last reply
                  0
                  • G [email protected]

                    My point is that you can't say with certainty that I'm either religious or not by that statement alone.

                    P This user is from outside of this forum
                    P This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #120

                    it wasn't by the statement alone; it was by the fact that you couldn't help but make the statement.

                    G 1 Reply Last reply
                    2
                    • H [email protected]

                      Did you ever pet a dog the wrong direction and make their hair all scrunchified? Also no heaven.

                      F This user is from outside of this forum
                      F This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #121

                      No, but I have done that to a cat, so I can't go to hell either.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        C This user is from outside of this forum
                        C This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #122

                        Heavn is a human construct, so really, nobody's going there.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • P [email protected]

                          it wasn't by the statement alone; it was by the fact that you couldn't help but make the statement.

                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #123

                          That doesn't tell you definitely if I'm a theist who doesn't have heaven in my religion or if I'm atheist.

                          You need evidence.

                          P 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • G [email protected]

                            That doesn't tell you definitely if I'm a theist who doesn't have heaven in my religion or if I'm atheist.

                            You need evidence.

                            P This user is from outside of this forum
                            P This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #124

                            the evidence is that you couldn't shut the fuck up on a comment that didn't concern your beliefs at all.

                            G 1 Reply Last reply
                            2
                            • W [email protected]

                              The AI will truly have to be able to think for themselves first. Whoever has written their parameters has done an impressive job of adding apologia into the algorithms about any religious topic.

                              Me: Does the bible say X?

                              AI: Yes

                              Me: Does the bible also say Y? (the literal opposite of X)

                              AI: Yes

                              Me: Doesn't that mean the bible is inconsistent in this regard?

                              AI: Well you have to understand the cultural context of the time and be sure to approach such topics with sensitivity and blah..blah...

                              mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                              mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #125

                              that's because these are meant to be general purpose tools.

                              when some religious nutbag rolls one that's hard coded to be a true believer, watch out

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                electricity usage'll go down

                                mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                                mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #126

                                I like that you're looking at the positives 😄

                                heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • P [email protected]

                                  the evidence is that you couldn't shut the fuck up on a comment that didn't concern your beliefs at all.

                                  G This user is from outside of this forum
                                  G This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #127

                                  That's only evidence that I like to chatter.

                                  Trolling is also one of life's finer pleasures. 😂

                                  I'm trying to both fuck with you and make you use logic and a touch of rationality, neither of which are a theist's strong suit. 😂

                                  P 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • G [email protected]

                                    That's only evidence that I like to chatter.

                                    Trolling is also one of life's finer pleasures. 😂

                                    I'm trying to both fuck with you and make you use logic and a touch of rationality, neither of which are a theist's strong suit. 😂

                                    P This user is from outside of this forum
                                    P This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                    #128

                                    "I'm just trolling" ah the last refuge of the embarrassed.

                                    logic and rationality you say? wow. what about reasoning? dude you're missing some of the special words. i can smell your fedora from here.

                                    well logic this so you can feel euphoric: despite your debate pervertry you still proved me right by being the one who interjected their own beliefs instead of a religious person.

                                    G 1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.

                                      kingporkchop@lemmy.caK This user is from outside of this forum
                                      kingporkchop@lemmy.caK This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #129

                                      Not excited about getting my impacted wisdom teeth back. I'm starting to think God's a bit of a dick.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • A [email protected]

                                        i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.

                                        you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.

                                        kingporkchop@lemmy.caK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        kingporkchop@lemmy.caK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #130

                                        some form of providence intervened

                                        Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • W [email protected]

                                          Tats of Piggies getting shitfaced.

                                          kingporkchop@lemmy.caK This user is from outside of this forum
                                          kingporkchop@lemmy.caK This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #131

                                          ..and eating lobster

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups