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  • C [email protected]

    Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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    As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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    • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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      He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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        tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
        to heaven will go to heaven

        You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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          tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
          to heaven will go to heaven

          You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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          Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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            Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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            Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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              He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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              I dare say he was... methed up.

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                I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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                Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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                • B [email protected]

                  Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                  tattoos eyeballs

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                    That’s not what google ai tells me

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                    The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

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                    • spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS [email protected]

                      I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                      You're rich?

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                        You're rich?

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                        Fake it til you make it?

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                        • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                          lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

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                          Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                            What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit

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                              When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

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                              • M [email protected]

                                AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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                                it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

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                                  Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                                  but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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                                    Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                                    you got a friend in me

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                                        Heaven is boring as Hell

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                                        It is.

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                                          good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short

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