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  • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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    He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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      tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
      to heaven will go to heaven

      You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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        tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
        to heaven will go to heaven

        You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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        Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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          Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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          Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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            He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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            I dare say he was... methed up.

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              I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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              Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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                Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                tattoos eyeballs

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                  That’s not what google ai tells me

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                  The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

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                  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS [email protected]

                    I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                    You're rich?

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                    • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      You're rich?

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                      Fake it til you make it?

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                      • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                        lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

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                        Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                          What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit

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                            When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

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                              AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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                              it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

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                                Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                                but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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                                  Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                                  you got a friend in me

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                                      Heaven is boring as Hell

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                                      It is.

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                                        good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short

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                                        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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                                          He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

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