tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
to heaven will go to heaven

You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

I dare say he was... methed up.

Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

tattoos eyeballs

The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

You're rich?

Fake it til you make it?

Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit

When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

you got a friend in me

It is.

good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short

He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

you get it. glad I'm not alone.