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  • D [email protected]

    tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
    to heaven will go to heaven

    You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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    Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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    • B [email protected]

      Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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      Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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        He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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        I dare say he was... methed up.

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        • P [email protected]

          I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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          Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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            Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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            tattoos eyeballs

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              That’s not what google ai tells me

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              The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

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              • spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS [email protected]

                I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                You're rich?

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                • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  You're rich?

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                  Fake it til you make it?

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                  • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                    lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

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                    Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                      What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit

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                        When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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                          it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

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                            Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                            but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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                              Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                              you got a friend in me

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                                  Heaven is boring as Hell

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                                  It is.

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                                    good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short

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                                    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                      but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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                                      He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

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                                      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

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                                        you get it. glad I'm not alone.

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                                          Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                                          But Epstein was on Santa's list.

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