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Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?
Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven
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He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.
I dare say he was... methed up.
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I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?
Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible
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Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.
tattoos eyeballs
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That’s not what google ai tells me
wrote last edited by [email protected]The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.
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I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven
You're rich?
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You're rich?
Fake it til you make it?
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lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.
Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.
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What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit
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When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.
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AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.
it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....
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Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.
but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?
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Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?
you got a friend in me
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Heaven is boring as Hell
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good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short
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but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?
He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.
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He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.
you get it. glad I'm not alone.
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Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.
But Epstein was on Santa's list.
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Did Randy Newman answer your question personally?
