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  • P [email protected]

    I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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    Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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      Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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      tattoos eyeballs

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        That’s not what google ai tells me

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        The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

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        • spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS [email protected]

          I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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          You're rich?

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          • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            You're rich?

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            Fake it til you make it?

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            • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

              lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

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              Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit

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                  When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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                    it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

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                    • V [email protected]

                      Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                      but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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                        Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                        you got a friend in me

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                            Heaven is boring as Hell

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                            It is.

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                              good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short

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                              • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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                                He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

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                                • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                  He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

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                                  you get it. glad I'm not alone.

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                                    Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                                    But Epstein was on Santa's list.

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                                      Did Randy Newman answer your question personally?

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                                      • G [email protected]

                                        Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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                                        That's what you believe. So do i.

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                                        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

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                                          The AI will truly have to be able to think for themselves first. Whoever has written their parameters has done an impressive job of adding apologia into the algorithms about any religious topic.

                                          Me: Does the bible say X?

                                          AI: Yes

                                          Me: Does the bible also say Y? (the literal opposite of X)

                                          AI: Yes

                                          Me: Doesn't that mean the bible is inconsistent in this regard?

                                          AI: Well you have to understand the cultural context of the time and be sure to approach such topics with sensitivity and blah..blah...

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