Fake it til you make it?

Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit

When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

you got a friend in me

It is.

good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short

He's always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

you get it. glad I'm not alone.

But Epstein was on Santa's list.

Did Randy Newman answer your question personally?

That's what you believe. So do i.

The AI will truly have to be able to think for themselves first. Whoever has written their parameters has done an impressive job of adding apologia into the algorithms about any religious topic.

Me: Does the bible say X?

AI: Yes

Me: Does the bible also say Y? (the literal opposite of X)

AI: Yes

Me: Doesn't that mean the bible is inconsistent in this regard?

AI: Well you have to understand the cultural context of the time and be sure to approach such topics with sensitivity and blah..blah...

Tats of Piggies getting shitfaced.

Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.

I know... A while ago I was having a conversation with a Christian co-worker who was obviously working up to some kind of "witnessing" (as someone who grew up in an Evangelical Church, I know when it's coming).

I told her that I know all about it, and I will never believe it. Before she could tell me I was angry at god, I told her that it isn't possible and it wouldn't make sense because it would be like "being mad at Santa Claus."

I think she was seriously taken aback. Like it blew her mind haha

That's the logical conclusion based on neuroscience finding that souls don't exist.