How often do you take him for a walk?
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"Timmy want a lootbox?"
Yes, you know he does.
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We tried that with my son. Nothing worked. We could zip tie the closures and he would be out of it in minutes. He was a runner from age three to around seven years old. The school was happy when he wanted boot and we bought him some woody boots. He couldn't run as fast. OP there is a POS. He hasn't lived it and lacks the empathy to understand.
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I also have those, would recommend
Drop that Amazon link bb
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I saw this disturbingly often when I worked retail, like maybe once a month? too often. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a surefire way to make the adult the kid grows up into a puppyboy/girl/enby. I just don't see how it could ever not. I think this started with gen z actually, I saw a kid or two when I was younger with leashes on. Would love to see if this has been studied at all.
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Drop that Amazon link bb
"under bed restraints" is what you're looking for, I don't feel like digging up the link for my exact ones from years ago lol
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"under bed restraints" is what you're looking for, I don't feel like digging up the link for my exact ones from years ago lol
Thx qt pi
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Do you remember Harambe?!!! Harambe died for your pride! If that boy was in a leasg he would still be here and the world would be a better place. /s but not really?!
Seriously now, leashing a kid is not a bad thing. Young kids will run faster than light and human parents can avoid accidents, make sure the kid is is around.and shop without losing their minds. Let's normalize it. If you use a necklace, is that a collar? No. Leave moms alone
A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.
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Drop that Amazon link bb
I bought mine from an online store called The Stockroom
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I saw this disturbingly often when I worked retail, like maybe once a month? too often. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a surefire way to make the adult the kid grows up into a puppyboy/girl/enby. I just don't see how it could ever not. I think this started with gen z actually, I saw a kid or two when I was younger with leashes on. Would love to see if this has been studied at all.
This is a delusional take.
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I was a leash kid
Ah, that explains it...
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“Timmy want a cookie? Timmy want a cookie? Good boy!”
Dammit dad, I’m 5!
High five! I’m dad
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I got this thing online that has four straps connected together and you put it under your mattress with the ends of the straps sticking out and you can strap someone to the bed. Since you asked.
wrote on last edited by [email protected](Apologies. Got a little excited there.)
EDIT: Just realized little Jesus had to watch what went on last night.
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I saw this disturbingly often when I worked retail, like maybe once a month? too often. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a surefire way to make the adult the kid grows up into a puppyboy/girl/enby. I just don't see how it could ever not. I think this started with gen z actually, I saw a kid or two when I was younger with leashes on. Would love to see if this has been studied at all.
They've been around since at least the 80s. Probably earlier.
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I've always felt weird about parents who have those backpack leashes for their kids, but now that I've been living next to my in-laws for a year, who have 8 children, I understand some of them.
I refuse to take some their kids anywhere unless one of them is with my wife and I.
One would absolutely go sprinting full speed away and hide from us just because he thinks it's hilarious.
Two would wander off because they saw something shiny and their brains are like an etch-a-sketches where every time a new thought enters, the old one has to get wiped away.
One would do the exact opposite of anything we say just because he figures he can.
And three others would absolutely just wander off, not because they want to but just because kids aren't always the best at spatial awareness and simply get too far away. And would be terrified if they noticed their adults were nowhere in sight.
Having that many children is child abuse. There’s no way they all get the parental attention they need.
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I've always felt weird about parents who have those backpack leashes for their kids, but now that I've been living next to my in-laws for a year, who have 8 children, I understand some of them.
I refuse to take some their kids anywhere unless one of them is with my wife and I.
One would absolutely go sprinting full speed away and hide from us just because he thinks it's hilarious.
Two would wander off because they saw something shiny and their brains are like an etch-a-sketches where every time a new thought enters, the old one has to get wiped away.
One would do the exact opposite of anything we say just because he figures he can.
And three others would absolutely just wander off, not because they want to but just because kids aren't always the best at spatial awareness and simply get too far away. And would be terrified if they noticed their adults were nowhere in sight.
My mom would just walk away as if she didn't even have a kid with her. The panic and fear of losing my mom and having to find her again in a huge ass grocery store is what eventually kept me close from some point on
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They've been around since at least the 80s. Probably earlier.
Probably went away and made a comeback. I came out in '92 and didn't see a leash kid until around 2010. Then suddenly, leash kids everywhere.
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A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.
A collar is not a leash
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I watched as our little, barely walking toddler walked away from us in a busy department store. I followed behind, hiding behind racks, to see if he would get scared and turn around. Nope. Did not turn once. Just waddled away. I had to race and grab him from behind once he stepped onto the escalator.
It was then that I really understood the need for those leashes. Had a talk with the wife and we decided against it, but it was close.
I'm sure it was very real moment for you. I hope, therefore, that it wasn't too cruel of me to laugh very loudly at the whole situation. Kids are.... Special.
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I got this thing online that has four straps connected together and you put it under your mattress with the ends of the straps sticking out and you can strap someone to the bed. Since you asked.
Very handy in hotel room mattress as well, for light, not heavy, play. Love that you responded in earnest btw. I hear it's important to be earnest.
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ITT: people who doesn't have kids, doesn't interact with kids, or doesn't have to raise a particularly difficult kids, talks about raising kids.
OOP sounds like an insufferable person tbh.
