Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS
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"literally no words"
look inside
words
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"literally no words"
look inside
words
Letters, maybe. Words? That's debatable.
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Letters, maybe. Words? That's debatable.
"Bail" is technically a word. Okay I guess wordS (plural) is debatable.
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I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it "gets people's attention and makes em laugh".
Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:
- That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
- The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
- You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.
There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.
The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.
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i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess
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We don’t need no education
we don't got no education
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I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it "gets people's attention and makes em laugh".
dude's marketing worked on me. you can't misspeel that badly unintentionallly
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On a road trip, I drove by a farm that sells "Sweet Cron'.
Thinking it was a mistake, I saw more signs bragging about the Sweet Cron they had. So definitely on purpose.
i don't buy sweet cron, i only buy sweat cron it tsates batter
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I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.
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Why couldn't the señorita have babies?
Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!
....🦗🦗🦗... Ill see myself out.
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We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.
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I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.
Zucchini
Think in italian spelling rules
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Illiterate Murikkans. Fucking shithole country.
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I'm more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?
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Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
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Brilliant marketing campaign!
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When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.
What's it called when you're not smart enough to spot an obvious marketing gimmick?
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Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
"Murica dumb!"
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Fucking hell "maters"
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Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
"Murica dumb!"
Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.
