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  • P [email protected]

    Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

    You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

    It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

    *these are rhetorical questions

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    #150

    these mfs don't need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.

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    • U [email protected]

      I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

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      i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow

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      • L [email protected]

        Oof indeed! After 40 years, I forgot it even had fns

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        I started with VB3, which didn't have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.

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          I started with VB3, which didn't have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.

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          #153

          I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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          • P [email protected]

            Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

            You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

            It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

            *these are rhetorical questions

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            #154

            What does a man with power want?

            More power

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            • L [email protected]

              I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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              Interesting to meet another person that went through the “GW-BASIC to Rust” journey. Mine was through FreeBasic and C++ in the middle but we ended up in the same neighbourhood.

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              • D [email protected]

                Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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                Having multiple files increases the compile time, think of all the femtoseconds you can save by having everything in one place!

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                  I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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                  #157

                  I did BASIC on the Apple IIe, then TurboBasic, Visual Basic (3, 4, 5 and 6 with some C in there somewhere), VB.Net, C#, Java, Objective-C and finally QT. Now I drive a school bus.

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                  • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                    Get popcorn ready

                    Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                    Enjoy popcorn

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                    make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols

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                      Why is grok such a resource hog despite being one of the less proeficient AI on the market.

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                      • F [email protected]

                        it's a copypasta meme from 2020ish

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                        Gotcha, thanks. I must've missed that one.

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                        • P [email protected]

                          You ok...?

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                          Copypasta joke on a pic of a pelican with its mouth open. Mutated into a tumblr joke about the coy attempts at appearing trustworthy by something utterly untrustworthy

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Might be chaff for AI training.
                            Just upvote the crazies and move on. Something something Sarah Connor.

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                            Dude just because you don't get the reference doesn't make me crazy. The hide on you.

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                              If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

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                              • P [email protected]

                                Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                                You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                                It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                                *these are rhetorical questions

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                                They have turned life into an idle game and are bored now?

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                                  You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                                  It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                                  *these are rhetorical questions

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                                  think about how few aircraft carriers they can afford though

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                                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                    1000001735

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                                      You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                                      It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                                      *these are rhetorical questions

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                                      #167

                                      1000001736

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                                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                        I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

                                        The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

                                        The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          Dude just because you don't get the reference doesn't make me crazy. The hide on you.

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                                          Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.

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