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  • C [email protected]

    More like all the On Error Resume Next statements. Which wasn't even the worst thing about Visual Basic! VB also had the On Error Resume statement. On Error Resume Next at least moved on to the next line after an error occurred; On Error Resume just re-executed the error-generating line, I guess on the assumption that something would eventually change there.

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    There would just be one of those, at the top of the 1 file…

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      There would just be one of those, at the top of the 1 file…

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      #142

      On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more ... or less) per function.

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      • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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        See, that's the thing. If you take a charitable interpretation of what he's attempting to say, it still doesn't make sense.

        You paste a full file from a project into Grok and it "will fix it for you!"

        If you gave me, a human, a file and asked me to fix it, before I did anything else, I'd ask you "ok, what's wrong with it?" Any human who didn't and just dove right into trying to fix it would often just give you a "working" program that still didn't do what you actually wanted. Sure, sometimes the answer is obvious, it doesn't compile, or it generates unexpected errors. But, often when you hear the answer, the response is "ah, well, I think you've overlooked something when thinking about the problem, have you considered X and Y?"

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        • C [email protected]

          On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more ... or less) per function.

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          Oof indeed! After 40 years, I forgot it even had fns

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          • N [email protected]

            No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

            He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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            #145

            An ai runs his twitter probly

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            • xthexder@l.sw0.comX [email protected]

              What if this is a plot to literally steal your code? You give it to the AI, page refreshes and clears your clipboard. Your entire "source code file" is now theirs, and probably part of the training set for Grok 5.

              The first part is a joke, but the second part...

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              #146

              Assuming people upload their code to fix it, that means it's non working code. Great training material!

              I'm joking but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't think that through...

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              • T [email protected]

                Shots fired!

                But honestly, for the time, bootstrap was great.

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                #147

                right? like at the time we had YUI and then bootstrap came along as a breath of fresh air

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                • W [email protected]

                  He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file

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                  source code? i don’t think you know what you’re talking about… it’s called a prompt

                  SLASH

                  ESSS (emphasis because hate)

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                  • I [email protected]

                    I assume it's a joke about Elon asking for developers to willingly put their code into a predatory but apparently welcoming input for digestion.

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                    #149

                    it's a copypasta meme from 2020ish

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                      You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                      It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                      *these are rhetorical questions

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                      these mfs don't need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.

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                        I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

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                        i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow

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                        • L [email protected]

                          Oof indeed! After 40 years, I forgot it even had fns

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                          I started with VB3, which didn't have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.

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                            I started with VB3, which didn't have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.

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                            I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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                              Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                              You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                              It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                              *these are rhetorical questions

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                              #154

                              What does a man with power want?

                              More power

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                                I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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                                #155

                                Interesting to meet another person that went through the “GW-BASIC to Rust” journey. Mine was through FreeBasic and C++ in the middle but we ended up in the same neighbourhood.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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                                  #156

                                  Having multiple files increases the compile time, think of all the femtoseconds you can save by having everything in one place!

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                                    I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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                                    #157

                                    I did BASIC on the Apple IIe, then TurboBasic, Visual Basic (3, 4, 5 and 6 with some C in there somewhere), VB.Net, C#, Java, Objective-C and finally QT. Now I drive a school bus.

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                                    • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                      Get popcorn ready

                                      Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                      Enjoy popcorn

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                                      make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols

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                                        Why is grok such a resource hog despite being one of the less proeficient AI on the market.

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          it's a copypasta meme from 2020ish

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                                          Gotcha, thanks. I must've missed that one.

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