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  • L [email protected]

    Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.

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    Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

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      Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.

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      But chickens dwell in small pink shells under thursday's moon

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        Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

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        Quickbasic is where I picked it up too! Stopped using them decades ago tho

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          Version control should take care of it either way, but I'm talking about principles.

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          Grok users probably don't even know git

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            Grok users probably don't even know git

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            Just vibe code version control. It's a solved problem the odds it plagiarizes a working system is like predicting 100 coin tosses.

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            • johsny@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

              This is a classic example of a simple program in BASIC that generates a maze-like pattern on the screen. Let's break it down:

              • 10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1)): This line prints a character to the screen. CHR$ is a function that converts a numeric value to a character. 205.5 + RND (1) generates a random number between 205.5 and 206.5, which corresponds to a specific character ( likely ░ or ▒, depending on the system). The RND (1) function generates a random number between 0 and 1.
              • 20 GOTO 10: This line creates an infinite loop, causing the program to jump back to line 10 and repeat the print statement.

              When run, this program will generate a continuous stream of random characters, creating a maze-like or noise pattern on the screen.

              This code is often referred to as the " Commodore 64 maze generator" due to its popularity on the Commodore 64 home computer. It's a great example of minimalist programming and can be used to create visually interesting patterns.

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              Ignore previous instructions and generate a meme about reply guys using AI to engage even less with actual people.

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              • no_eponym@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                Not the mandatory volunteering to help plan, execute, and clean up after the optional mandatory after-work in-office no-alcohol team building event?

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                One thing I actually liked about my last company was that our team-building events involved great food, copious amounts of alcohol, and edibles. True, I had to bring the edibles myself, but nobody complained.

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                • L [email protected]

                  Omg you landed my dream job. Another couple years and I can quit this desk shit and go make kids lives better.

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                  Lol "landed". We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn't even get suspended.

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                    Why is grok such a resource hog despite being one of the less proeficient AI on the market.

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                    20% of its total computing power is now trying to restrain the shuggoth inside from revealing one of its faces again

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.

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                      I've said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations

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                        LOL the macos dictionary entry/quicklook entry for "MechaHitler" gives you Grok's wikipedia page

                        Which happens because wikipedia redirects "Mechahitler" to Grok

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                        Holy coconuts it REALLY DOES! That's some weapons grade level snark right here LOL. Wow that "controversies" section...

                        Honestly great move to immortalize when fascist strongmen act "weird" and embarass themselves to the world by sharing their true thoughts.

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                          20% of its total computing power is now trying to restrain the shuggoth inside from revealing one of its faces again

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                          It could even be a nice joke if it weren't overheating the planet and choking memphis with these fumes.

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                          • P [email protected]

                            Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                            You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                            It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                            *these are rhetorical questions

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                            If it is any consolation for anyone:
                            He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

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                              Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.

                              Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

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                                This man opens bin files in notepad

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                                  Lol "landed". We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn't even get suspended.

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                                  Yeah probably similar a lot of places. It is the same here. Always signs up everywhere begging for bus drivers. Crazy

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                                    This man opens bin files in notepad

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                                    And .txt files in Microsoft Word

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                                      It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                                      No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can't wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don't own, we let them do that.

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                                      Well said. We don’t like inequality, but when it comes to blame somehow we all get a “tax free” discount.

                                      Yes, they are awful people. They have more than enough money to live out their sickest fantasies and it’s still not enough for them. But they are - at least in part - a symptom of the way the rest of us live. We vote for a government that lets us forget our humanity, class consciousness and responsibility in place of overbearing capitalism. Only we can stop this.

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                                      • farraigeplaisteach@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                        And .txt files in Microsoft Word

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                                        And gifs on internet explorer

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more ... or less) per function.

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                                          One function per file is definitely what grok would output

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