Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

[inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world]

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[remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world]

I thought he had already accomplished this a while ago.

[deegeese@sopuli.xyz]

Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.

[blackout@fedia.io]

Human children are such a disappointment he's going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.

[remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world]

I don't doubt he'll continue donating sperm, I just don't think he's much of a father.

[fistingenthusiast@lemmynsfw.com]

Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless

[wazowski@lemmy.world]

He must have one of those robotic sex dolls. He’s so pathetic.

[wazowski@lemmy.world]

Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.

[archangel1313@lemm.ee]

Neuralink was just his attempt at finding a way to upload his and his children's consciousness into Optimus frames.

[pattymcb@lemmy.world]

"You son of a bitch... I'm in" -Elon

[ilovethebomb@lemm.ee]

This shows, once again, that anything to do with the US is almost impossible to satirise.

[ilovethebomb@lemm.ee]

Except even Grok hates him.

[hypeerror@sh.itjust.works]

They're all too big for him to wear around his neck as a meat shield. Time for plan B.

[sterile_technique@lemmy.world]

He should step back from being alive.

[barnaclebutt@lemmy.world]

Yeah, a little late on this one the onion. He never stepped forward for fatherhood.

[ohnomorelemmy@lemmy.ml]

Ovaries everywhere just breathed a sigh of relief.

[resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee]

They shouldn’t — he’s still sending out unsolicited specimens.

[sho@lemmy.world]

You beat me to it