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Vitamins are good but idk....

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      There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it

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        No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫

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          There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it

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          Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

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            I don't think that's for eating

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              Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

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              Smell it ... if you dare.

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                I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.

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                  Give it a nibble. You might like it.

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                    Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...

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                      Smell it ... if you dare.

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                      IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙

                      I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…

                      College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower.
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                        It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.

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                          This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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                            I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.

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                            it might be that it wasn't used for eating

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                              Smell it ... if you dare.

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                              Why stop there?

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                                This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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                                Accident and emergency people?

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                                  There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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                                    This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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                                    Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!

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                                      Accident and emergency people?

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                                      I think it is accident and emergency wards

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                                        I think it is accident and emergency wards

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                                        Now the sentence makes more sense ....

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                                          There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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                                          I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."

                                          It's a better punchline imo.

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