Vitamins are good but idk....
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There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it
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No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫
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There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it
Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
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I don't think that's for eating
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Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
Smell it ... if you dare.
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I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
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Give it a nibble. You might like it.
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Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...
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Smell it ... if you dare.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots
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I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower.
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It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.
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This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
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I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
it might be that it wasn't used for eating
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Smell it ... if you dare.
Why stop there?
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This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Accident and emergency people?
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There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
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This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!
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Accident and emergency people?
I think it is accident and emergency wards
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I think it is accident and emergency wards
Now the sentence makes more sense ....
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There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
It's a better punchline imo.
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I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
It's a better punchline imo.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?