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They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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      Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?

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        Not two not three, a banana

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            Not two not three, a banana

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            No - A Banana

            As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you'll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!

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              Whoever gets there first gets the banana

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                Whoever gets there first gets the banana

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                the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

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                  the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

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                  "Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana." Mr. Feast, 2025

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                    Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?

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                    Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

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                      Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

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                        *Limited supplies (10)

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                          Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

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                          Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary 😢

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                            Superpiss

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                              Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

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                              Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think

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                                Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary 😢

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                                You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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                                  Monkeys love banana

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                                    Superpiss

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                                      People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

                                      Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

                                      Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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                                        Superpiss

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                                        We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.

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                                          the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

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                                          Relevant

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