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They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary 😢

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    You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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      Monkeys love banana

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      • synapse1278@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Superpiss

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          People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

          Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

          Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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            Superpiss

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            We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

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              Relevant

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                That's some serious quantity you've got there !

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                  People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

                  Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

                  Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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                  How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?

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                    You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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                    Not sure I ever came across one.

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                      Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all

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                        Monkeys love banana

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                        But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew

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                        • synapse1278@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Not sure I ever came across one.

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                          You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.

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                            How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?

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                            Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.

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                              But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew

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                              Code Monkey very simple man

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                                You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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                                I tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.

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                                    Is this an Amazon run place?

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                                      People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

                                      Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

                                      Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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                                      Companies paying their workers minimum wage

                                      Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”

                                      #JustCapitalismThings

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                                        Monkeys love banana

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                                        Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.

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                                          This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it

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