They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana
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How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
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But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
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You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
I tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.
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Is this an Amazon run place?
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People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings
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Monkeys love banana
Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.
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This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it
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You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
I mean, it's one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
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I tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.
Some co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I'm going to do that.
