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Always nice to have a guest room

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    Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don't need to go see the movie.

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      Cowabunga!

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        "why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"

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          PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

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            What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

            I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

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              What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

              I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

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              I think it's just fart

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                Smugglers den

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                  Pretty close to the scene in The Changeling (1980)

                  image

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                    Our house, in the middle of the street

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                      I love reposts, it lets me know who I can block for posting tired old shit because they're not creative enough to contribute anything on their own, but would still like the validation and approval as if they did.

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                      https://xkcd.com/1053/

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                        Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

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                          Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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                            In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

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                            IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

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                              https://xkcd.com/1053/

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                              Nice comic strip. Especially as this one was unbeknownst to me. Thanks!

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                                Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants

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                                You won't even know they're there

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                                  Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.

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                                    Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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                                      It Puts the Lotion in the Basket.

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                                        The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss

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                                        You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!

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                                          Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.

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                                          There is no OP only Zuul!

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