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This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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    If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

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      "Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

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        'robot' is just older version of 'ai'

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          If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

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          Two tubes one butt?

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            Two tubes one butt?

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            This is the way.

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              If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

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              God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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                Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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                  Wait until they discover the hookah water cooled robot smoker

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                    'robot' is just older version of 'ai'

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                    A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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                      surprised it wasn't made with flavor
                      -lead™

                      "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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                        Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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                        Yeah.

                        If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.

                        But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.

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                          One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.

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                            A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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                            literally taking ai is broad too

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                              God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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                                They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

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                                  I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

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                                    It's just a less charming version of this

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                                      Automatic butt ejector.

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                                        "Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

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                                        Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                                          literally taking ai is broad too

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                                          Especially broad when things that have no intelligence keep getting branded "artificial intelligence".

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