Yes, this is what people did back then
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and I can still play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might die of overdose on your wedding night after signing that big contract like a big fucking dumbass
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Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.
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Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.
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Buy Apple stock.
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Go to all the live gigs, then invest. Probably steal PayPal.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Buy out Elons worthless PayPal shares with 50 million in valuable pets.com and webvan shares. They can only go up in 2000!
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Masturbate, back to sleep.
I don't need to travel back in time to do that.
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Everyone had mobiles in 1995, they were like $300
The Australian mobile network started in 1982The Australian mobile network was CB radio until 2015.
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OOOH Look at Mister FANCY PANTS with his dial up internet. You must be rich, Mister Fancy Pants.
I think I had AOL at the time...
AOL was dial-up.
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I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?
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Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.
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Use my current knowledge of memory-safe system languages to invent D before Walter Bright, but without the garbage collection.
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Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.
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Register google dot com
Not even buying Apple will net you any short term money.
Better to bet on the superbowl (or whatever sports knowledge you possess).
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Boot up my 486, call over my friends and play MK1
Alternatively make some new M:TG decks using my new Ice Age booster packs and head to the FLGS
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Not even buying Apple will net you any short term money.
Better to bet on the superbowl (or whatever sports knowledge you possess).
It's not about money, it's about altering reality.
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Boot up my dad's computer and play some shareware off the magazine cover disk I got months ago.
Or go to the library I guess.
I still like going to the library and reading real books
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Two chicks at the same time
Your comment reminded me that many times this was my go to activity. GF was BI and enjoyed me interacting with her and her various girlfriends.
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Hang out with my grandparents, ask them everything. I miss them.
Usually young people are not interested in learning about the past from the old.....until of course the old die and their knowledge is gone for ever
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P.S. it's April 19th and you're currently relaxing in the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. Enjoy your well-earned R&R!
Oof! Hey, at least on the bright side it would be an extended repose.
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Middle school CANNOT be THAT traumatizing
wrote last edited by [email protected]::: spoiler [Exactly how traumatizing it was--Caution: NSFL]
I was sexually assaulted in the locker room by other students. No one believed me. I subsequently experienced a psychological breakdown. The traumagenic dissociation plunged me through egodeath and I stopped being a person for a year. I was literally not myself again until 2009. I am still slightly messed up to this day, but the two decades that followed immediately after the incident were especially rough.
:::Edit: this is not a dunk and I don't hold it against you. By all accounts, in a better world, middle school shouldn't be traumatizing. But unfortunately, this is not the better world.
