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      That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.

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        Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?

        Come check it out, it won't even flush.

        SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE

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          Hell, my coworkers brag about it.

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            Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?

            Come check it out, it won't even flush.

            SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE

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            Always upvote poop knife

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              They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.

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                That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.

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                "Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner."

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                  That's what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.

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                    Just tell em you were doing blow

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                      So many people poop shy in this thread... It's fine, that's what bathrooms are for.

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                        Give a shit, don't take a shit

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                          I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?

                          Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.

                          So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.

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                            "Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner."

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                            I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don't work weekends. I've walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol

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                              Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while

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                                As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.

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                                  Give a shit, don't take a shit

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                                  Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.

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                                    I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?

                                    Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.

                                    So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.

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                                    If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.

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                                      Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while

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                                      No one thinks you did that

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                                        Well yeah you went to the bathroom?

                                        Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right?
                                        It’s called the shitter for a reason

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                                          Just tell em you were doing blow

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                                          While you took a shit?

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