Pure Shame
-
This post did not contain any content.
-
This post did not contain any content.
That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won't even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
-
This post did not contain any content.
Hell, my coworkers brag about it.
-
Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won't even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
Always upvote poop knife
-
This post did not contain any content.
They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.
-
That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.
"Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner."
-
This post did not contain any content.
That's what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Just tell em you were doing blow
-
This post did not contain any content.
So many people poop shy in this thread... It's fine, that's what bathrooms are for.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Give a shit, don't take a shit
-
This post did not contain any content.
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
-
"Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner."
I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don't work weekends. I've walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol
-
This post did not contain any content.
Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
-
This post did not contain any content.
As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
-
Give a shit, don't take a shit
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
-
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.
-
Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
No one thinks you did that
-
This post did not contain any content.wrote last edited by [email protected]
Well yeah you went to the bathroom?
Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right?
It’s called the shitter for a reason -
Just tell em you were doing blow
While you took a shit?