Donald Trump is not joking about making Canada the 51st state, Justin Trudeau warns in hot mic comments

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

This reads like some edgy teen wannabe version of realpolitik... Grow up.

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Dude it's been all of two weeks. I wouldn't say he's failed at any of these things yet, only delayed in some cases.

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Sorry, but no. You might have brain damage if you think he's funny.

[phr34ky@lemmy.world]

They know that China will defend us.

[ouch@lemmy.world]

As a finn, not sure I would call it a lost war to keep independence against an enemy that has superior manpower and resources at their disposal in comparison.

And half is not even close to the truth.

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

But also like, what if that was what he's doing... Why is this funny again? This is the president, why would we want someone who jokes about serious shit like that in charge??

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I'd rather come up there and die for Canada

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

you have brothers and sisters in the US that will help.

They'll intern and deport them

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I have a theory that our kindness is actually just a lack of honesty or directness, or in harsher words, spineless.

Sounds like the US Midwest

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

I'm not sure that you could say any of those people are super anything

[theeighthdoctor@lemmy.zip]

So basically, strategically, Canada should get the bomb and become allies with China, since it's the only country that can match the US military

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

He had no idea that 2 billion in farm subsidies came from it. He's going to have to find some way to twist that to make it work.

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I remember playing that one FO3 dlc where you're fighting in Alaska (in a simulator maybe?)... I always thought that was one of the more plausible plot lines in the series.

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

It might be alienating veterans, But he hasn't yet done anything to alienate the act of military and large swaths of the active military, read most, are from impoverished deep red areas

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

And if Trump didn't have cassus belli before, they would definitely use that...

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

Right now, he's shooting in a bag and handing it around if that doesn't cause massive protests in the general public to kick his ass out then he Will probably eventually find a truffle.

The country was dismantled in his last term when the Supreme Court was turned into a Nazi sock puppet.

There's no checks and balances yet we're not going to get any better until all those fuckers go.

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

This daughter fucker is already in the proverbial history books, he doesn't have to worry there.

Unfortunately, it will come down to who's still standing when the dust settles to determine how truthfully he's portrayed.

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

LOL so funny! Because international relations is the same as playing pretend at recess.

[theacharnian@lemmy.ca]

I'd say you guys are already honorary Canadians, but I'm told I shouldn't fuck with Minnesota, so I'll just do a friendly nod as I hold the door and wish you a nice day neighbour and please give my best to yours and if your kids are up for it my kids wanted to do that playdate, so would pizza be ok, let us know if there are any allergies we should know about.