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    that is gonna hurt like hell.

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    It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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    • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

      Truck:

      Car:

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      That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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      • A [email protected]

        It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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        1000001925

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          1000001925

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          LOL, girthy rod sounds.

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            That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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            An LKW and an EKW

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              found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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              My dream

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                found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

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                • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                  I'm not clicking that? Someone explain in the comments what that is

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                  The linked video is an SNL sketch. I don't know if that makes you more or less likely to click on it.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    You still use a calendar. It's called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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                    hur de hur dur.

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                      Send link?

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                      I don't remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don't know why you'd want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup

                      Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can't remember how to spell it)

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                      • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                        Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                        Yes that is the movie, never realised it was Arnold in that movie though

                        Edit: had a quick look at the reviews and as I expected unfortunately there are bigoted human scum in the comments

                        Please go and show the movie some love on IMDB

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                        • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          That "car" is a truck.

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                          It is in my opinion. Put this in perspective...

                          These are train cars.

                          These are road trains.

                          But you might call them something else.

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                            I don't remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don't know why you'd want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup

                            Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can't remember how to spell it)

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                            I am actually sorry you went to look this up but thank you my friend. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

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