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    found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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    At least you can see a decent sized prison wallet.

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      At least it's named correctly. Should be pretty rekt after the birth

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      Like a hyena
      great argument against intelligent design

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        This actually explains a lot of the anger

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        Probably.

        Also being surrounded by unrealistically stupid people.

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        • N [email protected]

          found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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          Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

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          • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            There's risk of tulipping.

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            I'm not clicking that? Someone explain in the comments what that is

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            • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              That "car" is a truck.

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              That's a car

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              • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

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                Send link?

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                • D [email protected]

                  It got poisoned by Omegaverse. I guess Supernatural was good for something.

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                  Does the omegaverse have sigma males and aren't they fucktoys for the alphas? I can never remember and don't want to Google that stuff.

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                  • N [email protected]

                    I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.

                    So sorry for your girldick

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                    Unless the baby takes a wrong turn and ends up in the bladder, or is that the "large" intestine and the bladder is the one in the back?

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                    • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                      Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

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                      Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                        I don't. Guy at the office has one with an "unborn fetus" on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

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                        I don't

                        Liar

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                          Send link?

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                          Ok

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                            That's just the botanical definition of truck. Culinarily, a truck is a car.

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                            Even this one?

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                            • N [email protected]

                              found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                              that is gonna hurt like hell.

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                                I don't. Guy at the office has one with an "unborn fetus" on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

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                                you should find the same one and replace it with a picture of a pig fetus.

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                                • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                  Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                                  Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

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                                    Even this one?

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                                    Garnish should be edible, so yes, but culinarily it's not very palatable. No flavor.

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                                      A bus is a truck?

                                      A car with a stowable seats and 4wd is a truck?

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                                      Ive heard people refer to their 3 row SUVs as trucks, but i thought they were just being silly or commenting on the fact that the frame is basically truck. Didnt know, technically, its truck.

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                                        I don't

                                        Liar

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                                        not a single wall calendar up in my house.

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                                          you should find the same one and replace it with a picture of a pig fetus.

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                                          as funny as that is, ...

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