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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • P [email protected]

    9:59 and counting.

    truite@jlai.luT This user is from outside of this forum
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    I will show you my cat. After, I'll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

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    • O [email protected]

      You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.

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      Born in the early 80’s no doubt.

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      • samskara@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

        GHB and masturbation

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        Can it be violent masturbation???

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        • P [email protected]

          Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.

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          Granted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.

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            Granted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.

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            well shit

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            • P [email protected]

              well shit

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              Granted. For the rest of your life, every well or similar water source will have its water turned into feces as soon as you come within 100m of it.

              How did you figure out this was on the list?

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                can I come 🥺

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                The more the merrier!

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                • P [email protected]

                  Cooking bacon in the nude is indeed entertaining.

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                  I've heard it can end poorly.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    So basically, this..?

                    I lied, I don't have Netflix. Now shut up, we're learning Kubernetes

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                    May I visit you?

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                    • P [email protected]

                      9:59 and counting.

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                      I mean I might still be jacking off so that'll probably do it

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                      • M [email protected]

                        Oh wow thanks for the heads up!

                        It's always such a bummer to see open source codebases close off. 😞

                        I'll definitely keep an eye on Gaggimate!

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                        Agreed, but it's also great that an option opened up. Gaggiuno was never FOSS, just source available, and basically built up a following before shutting source code availability down.

                        While Gaggimate isn't FOSS in the fullest sense, they do use a CC license (to stop commercial use) with no personal restrictions at https://github.com/jniebuhr/gaggimate

                        And, it's a lot cheaper to build.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          So basically, this..?

                          I lied, I don't have Netflix. Now shut up, we're learning Kubernetes

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                          I kind of did this to a friend of mine. We both got some 18 year old laptops that still run on x86 and we wanted to install Linux on them (arch specifically). We met at my place, and I started with trying to get it work. He meanwhile realised he needed something so I gave him my key and hopped into a skirt while he was away. When he returned I just turned ti him, made a "gun" with my fingers and said "I lied to you, I dont have Netflix. Take of your shoes, we are installing 32 bit Arch". Funniest shit of my life.

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                            9:59 and counting.

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                            Minotaur

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                              9:59 and counting.

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                              There's shit to do here, but theres a pretty cool waterfall like 10 minutes down the road. Longer if we see a cow and stop to rub its face.

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                                9:59 and counting.

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                                I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

                                Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

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                                  Minotaur

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                                  oh shit you live in house of leaves

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                                    I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

                                    Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

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                                    i only announced the 10 minutes to add to the challenge of breaking into your house. i am already entertained watching you check the obvious spots with your remote cameras and drones.

                                    i however, am your subconscious and ive been here the whole time.
                                    you ready to remember your most embarrassing moments as you fall asleep?

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      blues is good. ill sing a lil too. i do wanna see that whistle though

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                                      Ask and ye shall receive

                                      Although apparently my cat is laying claim to it today

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        may I recommend Synthesia?

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                                        I appreciate the recommendation! Unfortunately the keyboard I've got is very old and does not have a MIDI output. I don't mind learning the old fashioned way though! It got me through the other instruments

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                                          9:59 and counting.

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                                          We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don't know how to play it I will happily teach you.

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