Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. holup

holup

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
36 Posts 29 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • B [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    T This user is from outside of this forum
    T This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #23

    how it feels typing with long nails

    I got bored during a lecture and got on nitrotype and I got like a 30% debuff in words per minute

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
    • B [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      R This user is from outside of this forum
      R This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #24

      When you think monster is about to grab your foot and drag you to hell, and your first thought is "great! Now I don't have to go to work tomorrow."

      S 1 Reply Last reply
      2
      • B [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        S This user is from outside of this forum
        S This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #25

        Fuck no. Cold feet keep me awake

        1 Reply Last reply
        3
        • P [email protected]

          I lift my legs and do a blanket fold so the foot fetish monster can't mess with my feet.

          dharmacurious@startrek.websiteD This user is from outside of this forum
          dharmacurious@startrek.websiteD This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #26

          This is the way. And I sleep HOT. I will uncover my whole body and leave my feet covered. I cannot sleep with uncovered feet

          1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • S [email protected]

            Carolina BBQ so that the monster will be disappointed and move on.

            mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
            mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #27

            Carolina BBQ

            is that what they call ketchup there?

            S 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • B [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              P This user is from outside of this forum
              P This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #28

              It's crazy how weak monsters are to blankets

              1 Reply Last reply
              2
              • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                Carolina BBQ

                is that what they call ketchup there?

                S This user is from outside of this forum
                S This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #29

                It's a mustard based BBQ that is a crime of the highest order.

                B mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM 2 Replies Last reply
                0
                • R [email protected]

                  When you think monster is about to grab your foot and drag you to hell, and your first thought is "great! Now I don't have to go to work tomorrow."

                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by [email protected]
                  #30

                  Probably means either:

                  A - Quit your job and find a new one.
                  B - Realize that our current economic system is deeply flawed and embrace going to hell.

                  R 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • S [email protected]

                    It's a mustard based BBQ that is a crime of the highest order.

                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #31

                    I thought you were going to say it was a BBQ sauce spiced with Carolina Reapers. In which case, avoid using heavy amounts in groin area and sleep with goggles on. Maybe even tie your hands up so you don't scratch anywhere in your sleep.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    1
                    • 4 [email protected]

                      I gave up on all the pro-tips and just rip a sniff of smelling salts in the morning now. It's not pleasant but it's very effective

                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #32

                      Get a "replace the pin in the grenade before the time runs out" alarm clock. Then, if you sleep in anyways, it won't be your problem anymore.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • S [email protected]

                        It's a mustard based BBQ that is a crime of the highest order.

                        mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                        mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #33

                        fuck bbq sauce it's overrated anyway. gimme a dry rub any day (wink wink nudge nudge it's all the same to a blind wombat)

                        S 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          fuck bbq sauce it's overrated anyway. gimme a dry rub any day (wink wink nudge nudge it's all the same to a blind wombat)

                          S This user is from outside of this forum
                          S This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #34

                          I appreciate a good brine and rub.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          1
                          • B [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            N This user is from outside of this forum
                            N This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #35

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • S [email protected]

                              Probably means either:

                              A - Quit your job and find a new one.
                              B - Realize that our current economic system is deeply flawed and embrace going to hell.

                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #36

                              It's from a Tim Robinson skit

                              https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE

                              What you said is still true, but this shit is funny and relevant so I thought you might enjoy it

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              Reply
                              • Reply as topic
                              Log in to reply
                              • Oldest to Newest
                              • Newest to Oldest
                              • Most Votes


                              • Login

                              • Login or register to search.
                              • First post
                                Last post
                              0
                              • Categories
                              • Recent
                              • Tags
                              • Popular
                              • World
                              • Users
                              • Groups