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      lol that last line

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        Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump's attorney general was William Barr. Barr's dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr's dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.

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          Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump's attorney general was William Barr. Barr's dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr's dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.

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          Nope those dots connect too easily. Lizard people funded by Soros and the pope.

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            Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump's attorney general was William Barr. Barr's dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr's dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.

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            You weren't kidding:

            In the future, humans have formed an intergalactic empire ruled by aristocrats. During a time of war with the Plith, an empire of ant-like alien bug people, ambassador John Craig, a formerly Liberal Earth man in his 30s, is dispatched to the strategically important planet Kossar, a human colony that was settled by the Carlyle Society as a place of exile for political extremists and now is ruled by an oligarchical high council of seven nobles, each of whom is in charge of a different domain with its own traditions. Their boredom and absolute power have driven them to madness, to the point that Kossar's entry into the empire has been stymied by the Man-Inhabited Planets Treaty's clause (written by Craig) against alliances with slave owning societies, due to its practice of kidnapping humans to become illegal playthings of the galaxy's super-rich.

            Craig, who now is campaigning to bring Kossar into the empire, had previously been to the planet when the passenger ship on which he was travelling on a return trip from the Betelgeuse Conference was captured by space pirates. While en route to Kassar, one of the pirates awakened Craig and the other prisoners to rape a 15-year-old virginal redheaded female captive in front of them; the rapist's fellow pirates later hear of this and dock his pay as punishment for spoiling her market value. Craig then spent two years as a slave of the beautiful, sensual, and sadistic Lady Morgan Sidney, the only female member of the oligarchy, with whom he became romantically involved. Together, they lived in her castle, ruling over and engaging in sexual relations with those under their dominion, including an enslaved teenager at a clinic used to breed enslaved people. When Craig stumbles on hints of an alien invasion, he realizes he must escape to save humanity.

            Craig is depicted as undisturbed by Lady Morgan's sadism. When he is ordered to sexually assault the enslaved teenager, he enjoys his participation in the act.

            Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Relations

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              "Also, I just need $2,000 in apple gift cards so I can get a new iPhone and download my notes from the cloud. Someone stole my phone and wallet, but I have a big presentation tonight. I'll split the $1M speaker fee with you."

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                How old is this? Because Clinton hasn't been president for a while now. Also Epstein was killed much later, at least that's the official story unless it was a doppelganger all these years.

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                  How old is this? Because Clinton hasn't been president for a while now. Also Epstein was killed much later, at least that's the official story unless it was a doppelganger all these years.

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                  I was about to reply, but couldn't come up with anything but a demotivated sigh.

                  Instead, I'll leave you this comment as a written version of that very air leaving my body as a result of this hopefully sarcastic comment of yours.

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                    Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump's attorney general was William Barr. Barr's dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr's dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.

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                    Alex Acosta was the prosecutor that gave Epstein a sweetheart deal the first time. Trump rewarded him by making him Secretary of Labor.

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                      How old is this? Because Clinton hasn't been president for a while now. Also Epstein was killed much later, at least that's the official story unless it was a doppelganger all these years.

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                      Go ahead and check the community name.

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                        Go ahead and check the community name.

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                        Sorry, I guess I confused it for shitcomment

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                          I was about to reply, but couldn't come up with anything but a demotivated sigh.

                          Instead, I'll leave you this comment as a written version of that very air leaving my body as a result of this hopefully sarcastic comment of yours.

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                          Sure, I'm just joking in a shitpost community, sure πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘ΌπŸŽ…πŸš΅β€β™€οΈ why not

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                            Sure, I'm just joking in a shitpost community, sure πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘ΌπŸŽ…πŸš΅β€β™€οΈ why not

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                            /s really helps. I didn't believe it either at first.

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                              /s really helps. I didn't believe it either at first.

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                              Sure /s

                              Well, I do often use it but sometimes I just don't care enough

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                                what is a number neighbor?

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                                  what is a number neighbor?

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                                  maybe read the text in the meme, it's explained

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                                    what is a number neighbor?

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                                    Take your phone number. Now add/subtract 1. Those are your number neighbors.

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                                      Sure, I'm just joking in a shitpost community, sure πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘ΌπŸŽ…πŸš΅β€β™€οΈ why not

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                                      No, if I believe you're stupid then that reinforces my myopic world view in which I am the only smart person on the internet.

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                                        Sure /s

                                        Well, I do often use it but sometimes I just don't care enough

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                                        If you need to use an /s then you're not doing it right.

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                                          Just a reminder that Epstein was killed when Trump was president. Trump's attorney general was William Barr. Barr's dad was very close friends with Epstein, gave Epstein his first job, and Barr's dad wrote pedo scifi as a hobby.

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                                          In addition to that, Epsteins own brother testified in court that Donald Trump had visited the island multiple times.

                                          Contrary to that, the Clintons have like 2 photos with him at the fundraising events he attended religiously (Epstein's front was as a venture capitalist and philanthropist). They also were offered and accepted using his private plane on one occasion alongside Alec Baldwin to fly to an AIDs relief mission in Africa. Never been to the island.

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