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  • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    Same. I genuinely cant tell if poking fun or legitimate complaint about products he actually bought.

    I hate this reality.

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    The product is real, I looked it up.

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      I'm firmly against racecar beds. In fact, I want the opposite of a racecar bed. I want a racecar bed.

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      I feel the same way about taco cat.

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        It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.

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        And you weren't gonna tell us that they can fix glaucoma??

        EICH DEE

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          I know, right? Thermostats have worked since (and were invented some time in) the 1600's, but now... no, no no... we've got to loop in "the whole internet" as a dependency (not to mention one's smartphone, and probably a payment system for an ongoing monthly subscription). Even with the incentive of being continuously paid, they can't keep it working, because it has gotten too complex and greed has gummed up the gears.

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          My electrician is currently trying to sell me on smart light switches. Apparently the main benefit being that you can control them remotely.

          Who the fuck needs to be able to turn the light on when they're not in the room? It's not like they need to warm up anymore, they're all LEDs.

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            My electrician is currently trying to sell me on smart light switches. Apparently the main benefit being that you can control them remotely.

            Who the fuck needs to be able to turn the light on when they're not in the room? It's not like they need to warm up anymore, they're all LEDs.

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            I actually had a use-case for a smart switch (I wanted it to automatically turn off after a certain amount of time). In the end, I went back to a dumb-switch after a frustrating diagnosis, maybe I'm biased/lucky to never have had a light-switch fail, but I didn't even consider it as the potential fault until I electrically proved it...

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              yooooo theo!!!! its him -

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                This reads like one of those "oh no! The escalator is not moving, what shall we do!?" situations.

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                  This reads like one of those "oh no! The escalator is not moving, what shall we do!?" situations.

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                  You're projecting your awake self onto this person.

                  Imagine this person, who is seems grumpy and cold and has probably been laying here for at least 15 minutes not wanting to wake themselves up by moving around and just now got out their phone and tweeted this.

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                    The product is real, I looked it up.

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                    I got my fiance a heated blanket. It's got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can't be just stupid; they've gotta have actually have brain damage or something.

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                      I got my fiance a heated blanket. It's got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can't be just stupid; they've gotta have actually have brain damage or something.

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                      Yeah, the baffling part to me is these people didn't see how the bed being Internet connected could be a problem.

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