I bought a phone with a heat camera and now I know exactly how hot my pizza is
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Now, this technology is new to me, but I believe that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices!
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I can't believe you've done this
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How warm do you get before and after your hot drink? Maybe check your cheeks or your mouth.
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I've seen these added onto phones, but you bought a phone WITH it already on board? That's sick. I've not seen anything like that in years... They just keep pumping out bullshit over and over again, year after year.
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Look up "loss webcomic"
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Coolest thing to look at is running tap water, switch from hot to cold
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That hampter is runnin oh boi
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That's some hot ass pussy!
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Ooh that's pretty rad!
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Germany.
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Can you measure the sock drawer?
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
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It's sort of a disclaimer.
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Oh, right, have some JPEG then:
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"3.8 goodboyes, but that's as high as the meter go..."
"3.8, not great, not terrible."
Later...
"It's not 3 goodboyes, it's fifteen thousand."