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    Not really going to sleep well when ghosts keep showing up and waking you up every hour to show you your past, present, and future.

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      Not really going to sleep well when ghosts keep showing up and waking you up every hour to show you your past, present, and future.

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      Just buy some for them too and sleep together

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        Just buy some for them too and sleep together

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        But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future

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          But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future

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          We can harness this to produce energy somehow!

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            Sleepy Gary?

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              What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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                What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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                It's a statement. Similar to a thinking cap

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                  What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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                  To keep your head warm during sleep.

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                    Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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                      What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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                      ever tried sleeping in the cold?

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                        To keep your head warm during sleep.

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                        Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                          ever tried sleeping in the cold?

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                          But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?

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                            Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                            The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcap_(garment)

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                              Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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                              He only haunts landlords

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                                Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                                It gave you more garment to work with on cold nights if you wanted to cover up more of your neck or face.

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                                  Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                                  We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don't even think it's conscious anymore.

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                                    Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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                                    Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."

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                                      When my child was young enough that they couldn't talk but could express themself, once I put them to bed and told them it was time to sleep. They squinted their eyes to pretend they were closed and said "honk shoo, honk shoo."

                                      I was flabbergasted. Turns out their mother had taught them that as a kind of meditation to progress towards sleep, but I didn't know that and briefly thought they'd manifested it on their own.

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                                        Sleepy Gary?

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                                          But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?

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                                          A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure

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