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Putting the Dick in Dickens
Putting the Dickens in Scrooge.
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The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.
Wouldn't a scarf work better as a scarf?
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Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...
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Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...
They have a comically small head.
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You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.
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No, you're about to be visited by three ghosts.
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You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.
bah humbug
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Any men here tried sleeping in a night gown? I have and it rode up to my shoulders, might as well have just slept nude.
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Not with pol**ster, you ain't.
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But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?
The nightcap is cheap and low effort. All you really need are two pieces of scrap fabric to sew together. A knit beanie has to be, well, knit. Now we have machine/robotic knitting, but hand knitting consumes a huge amount of time and energy. The nightcap clearly came about at a time when clothing was straight up made in the home, often from scrounged fabric. Nowadays the higher quality beanie is the obvious choice. It's snug to your head, can be purchased at many different price points, is manufactured using cheap outsourced labor halfway around the world and can be at your door step 12 hours after a mouse click. I don't think I've ever seen someone unironically wear one of those floppy night caps in my life unless it was part of a cheap children's novelty pajama set or costume.
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Putting the Dickens in Scrooge.
Then scaring it out
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When my child was young enough that they couldn't talk but could express themself, once I put them to bed and told them it was time to sleep. They squinted their eyes to pretend they were closed and said "honk shoo, honk shoo."
I was flabbergasted. Turns out their mother had taught them that as a kind of meditation to progress towards sleep, but I didn't know that and briefly thought they'd manifested it on their own.
Little kids are so funny with this kind of thing. They'll go from these useless uninteresting helpless little blobs, hit you with a sudden flash of personality, then just sit there and smile/ giggle at your dumbfounded face
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My recipe for good sleep :
- AC : set to 16C with high fan speed.
- Clothes (optional) but preferred naked.
- A glass of warm milk.
