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      In Germany we say "dreiviertel acht" or "three quarter eight". This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

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        In Germany we say "dreiviertel acht" or "three quarter eight". This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

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        Noooo only Berliners say it like that, and as a northern light it enrages me as I have to convert it to a more sensical time format.

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          7:15 is a quarter till half past 7:00.

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            Noooo only Berliners say it like that, and as a northern light it enrages me as I have to convert it to a more sensical time format.

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            It’s a thing in Bavaria as well. I’m trying to erase it from my vocabulary because I hate it too.

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              7:15 is a quarter till half past 7:00.

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              7:52 is half past a quarter to 8

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                In Germany we say "dreiviertel acht" or "three quarter eight". This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

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                Hungary has the same system. Or "half five" actually being 16:30. It's been hella fun getting used to "half five" meaning 17:30. Constant confusion.

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                  The AI could at least draw the watch correcting to the "joke"

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                    Wtf is 7:75? That would be 8:15. Quarter to eight is 7:45.

                    Or am I just super old and whooshing on the joke? Maybe it's an AI equivalent of eight fingers or two left hands?

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                      To all the people saying it's "AI slop", it's not. This image is on a blog from 2014.

                      https://the-watchman-of-god.blogspot.com/2014/05/what-is-meaning-of-alice-in-wonderland.html

                      At least run it through a reverse image search before making any accusations.

                      ETA: Higher resolution image from 2016 here

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                        Wtf is 7:75? That would be 8:15. Quarter to eight is 7:45.

                        Or am I just super old and whooshing on the joke? Maybe it's an AI equivalent of eight fingers or two left hands?

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                        Yep, you wooshed the joke. Hint: ¾=75%

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                        • konalt@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          To all the people saying it's "AI slop", it's not. This image is on a blog from 2014.

                          https://the-watchman-of-god.blogspot.com/2014/05/what-is-meaning-of-alice-in-wonderland.html

                          At least run it through a reverse image search before making any accusations.

                          ETA: Higher resolution image from 2016 here

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                          Happy cake day!

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                            Happy cake day!

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                            Didn't even notice!

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                              Didn't even notice!

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                              Well, now you know!

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                                Ah, good ole decimal time.

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                                  Yep, you wooshed the joke. Hint: ¾=75%

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                                  Well yes duh 75% is ¾ that much I got. So I guess the joke is AI wouldn't, because it hasn't learned to tell time, just as it's not sure about fingers...

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                                    Didn't even notice!

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                                    You have 3 wishes, as indicated by the candle.

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                                      Wtf is 7:75? That would be 8:15. Quarter to eight is 7:45.

                                      Or am I just super old and whooshing on the joke? Maybe it's an AI equivalent of eight fingers or two left hands?

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                                      You brought rationality to an irrational topic. How dare you

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                                        To all the people saying it's "AI slop", it's not. This image is on a blog from 2014.

                                        https://the-watchman-of-god.blogspot.com/2014/05/what-is-meaning-of-alice-in-wonderland.html

                                        At least run it through a reverse image search before making any accusations.

                                        ETA: Higher resolution image from 2016 here

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                                        They don’t look the same and it doesnt look like differences that can be explained by photoshop.

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                                          In Germany we say "dreiviertel acht" or "three quarter eight". This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

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                                          In Dutch you get fun stuff like 16.35 being vijf over half vijf, being 5 past half five. I'm sure German is similar in that regard.

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