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On March 4th, 2033 at 6:32am local time I will trip and fall walking downstairs. Where I will smack my head on the newel post at the bottom, breaking my neck and causing a severe skull fracture. I will lie semi-conscious on the floor for the next 16 minutes and 27 seconds before expiring at 6:50am local time.
I don't know what happens after that.
Lol, that was going to be no 3 on my list. I'm at an age where I don't fall over, I "have a fall", and my own stupid feet are a trip hazard. It's going to kill me one of these days, if heart disease or cancer doesn't get me first.
Must be nice having an exact time to work towards!
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Old age in my sleep. Most people in my family have lived to be in their 90's!
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Most probably heart or vascular related ilness.
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There's a history of heart conditions on my dad's side so probably that.
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- Heart attack
- Liver disease
- russian bomb attack.
In no any particular order.
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Heart attack, stroke, blood clot, or bleeding out. Being on blood thinners, I'd say those are probably likely things that will kill me.
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]The way the world is going, it could be anything from starvation this decade to the eventual heat death of the universe.
I don't expect heart disease will be the death sentence it is now in a few decades, barring a local or global collapse of civilisation.
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I would also read a book about an IT expert that curses under their breath frequently.
That's everyone in IT
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That's everyone in IT
Then, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started:
To Code a Mockingbird
Pride and Protocols
The Git Gatsby
The Old Man and the C
Java Eyre
Brave New Web
The Lord of the Pings
The Catcher in the GUI
Crime and Compilation
A Tale of Two Servers
Wuthering .htaccess
Anna Kernel-nina
Great Exceptions
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Considering my bad luck, from very, very old age.
