Eternal punishment
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Challenge accepted.
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The first level of the game is called “input a 3000 word essay on why you are in hell”
Any spelling mistakes will require a full do over.
Depending on your crime the return/erase button may be disabled.
Sin, crime doesn't necessarily cause damnation in most mainstream religions that have a Hell
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That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.
Aka a TV remote
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That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.
And the onscreen keyboard is in reverse alphabetic order
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Nah, that’s merely “Heck.” In Hell you use a TV remote.
At least there are some remotes that use T9
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That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.
and its not the fancy bluetooth one on new TVs where you can point it anywhere, but good old infrared, aiming and all. All the while the batteries are half dead/not slotted correctly so you have to open it up and roll it around a bit to hit the g-spot so it works.
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That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.
Also the keys sometimes get stuck, and the keyboard closes without saving your input when you press up in the top row.
Oh wait, that's just Android TV.
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And the passwords are random gibberish, and every time you enter in the password the letter location scrambles.
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Nah, that’s merely “Heck.” In Hell you use a TV remote.
In hell you use a tv remote with a gyro pointer and on-screen keyboard. And it has a slight, but random, delay.
How do I know this is torture? My partner has one and because it feeds through multiple devices, it has a slight but random delay. And it’s the most frustrating experience of all time. Souls-like games on nightmare are likely less frustrating (and this comes from someone who can’t finish any of them on the lowest difficulty).
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It's in alphabetical order not qwerty