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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

    What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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    Probably make the eyes issue worse tbh.

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      She's also a minor 💀

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      She is? Damn, I thought her dad was like 80 years old when I watched that movie as a child.

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        It's Mulan, btw

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        Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.

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        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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          Red

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          • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

            Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.

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            I don't know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I'm not mistaken.

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            • ferrous@lemmy.mlF [email protected]

              So, what are the facts relating to China’s Social Credit System (SoCS)? First, a system does exist, but it is very different from what is imagined by many critics outside China. The biggest disconnect is around the notion of scores. Some commentators seem to imagine that a magic algorithm draws from AI cameras and internet surveillance all over the country to calculate a score that determines everyone’s place in society. In reality, the SoCS is not the techno-dystopian nightmare we fear: it is lowly digitalized, highly fragmented, and primarily focuses on businesses. Most importantly, such a score simply does not exist.

              https://merics.org/en/comment/chinas-social-credit-score-untangling-myth-reality

              Classic lib move: dunking on nonexistent "ebil ccp" systems that started off as rumors mere days after the west decided it would clamp down on any semblance of internet freedom - upon a backdrop of rapidly burgeoning fascism and concentration camps. The US State Department has effortlessly oriented you.

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              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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                  All hail Princess Trunks!

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                    You can say bitch on the internet

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                      I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                      I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.

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                        My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.

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                        I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."

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                        • antibullyranger@ani.socialA [email protected]

                          I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:

                          Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.

                          Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

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                          I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they're the sweet ones. They make me smile.

                          The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we're in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:

                          "My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up. 😘"

                          To which one of my partners would respond something like:

                          "Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually... remind me why I'm with you again...?"

                          "My dick"

                          etc.

                          Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

                          wat

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                            I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."

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                            It's a slur.

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                              I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."

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                              That's ridiculous.

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                              • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                It's a slur.

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                                Never really thought of it as a slur. Like a general-purpose slur against women? I don't really agree, it's in common parlance, at least in my area. I've never found it offensive, personally. Generally when people I know use it, it's meant in a positive, I guess you could say "reclaimed" fashion. Plus, there are much worse slurs that are not censored.

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                                • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                  Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.

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                                  I think that's really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time.

                                  She easily could have been younger than 18.

                                  People didn't really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I'd say pick another princess lol

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                                    No Kuzco. List sucks.

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                                      I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they're the sweet ones. They make me smile.

                                      The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we're in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:

                                      "My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up. 😘"

                                      To which one of my partners would respond something like:

                                      "Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually... remind me why I'm with you again...?"

                                      "My dick"

                                      etc.

                                      Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

                                      wat

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                                      🤣 at your e.g.


                                      aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

                                      Reread the photo gf❤️ sent. Comparing myself to fictional characters is insanity.

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                                      • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                        It's a slur.

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                                        Is dick a slur?

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                                        • tkk13909@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

                                          Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

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                                          They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches

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