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  • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

    Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.

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    I think that's really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time.

    She easily could have been younger than 18.

    People didn't really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I'd say pick another princess lol

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      No Kuzco. List sucks.

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        I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they're the sweet ones. They make me smile.

        The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we're in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:

        "My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up. 😘"

        To which one of my partners would respond something like:

        "Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually... remind me why I'm with you again...?"

        "My dick"

        etc.

        Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

        wat

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        🤣 at your e.g.


        aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

        Reread the photo gf❤️ sent. Comparing myself to fictional characters is insanity.

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        • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

          It's a slur.

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          Is dick a slur?

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          • tkk13909@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

            Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

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            They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches

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            • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.

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              So how old is Snow White?

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                Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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                • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                  Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.

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                  Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16

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                  • nelots@lemmy.zipN [email protected]

                    Is dick a slur?

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                    No, and cracker isn't a slur either.

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                      Never really thought of it as a slur. Like a general-purpose slur against women? I don't really agree, it's in common parlance, at least in my area. I've never found it offensive, personally. Generally when people I know use it, it's meant in a positive, I guess you could say "reclaimed" fashion. Plus, there are much worse slurs that are not censored.

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                      I'm pretty sure ml sensors all slurs

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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                        The fox one, of course

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                          I don't know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I'm not mistaken.

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                          She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.

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                            Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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                            Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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                              How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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                              • blujan@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                                Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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                                Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

                                On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

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                                  I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                                  All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

                                  Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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                                  • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                    She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.

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                                    I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.

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                                    • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                      I'm pretty sure ml sensors all slurs

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                                      not sure how to test this without just publicly posting a big list of slurs lol. Anyway, it's just odd to me since I don't consider bitсһ a slur. It's on the exact same level of rudeness as bastard.

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                                        Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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                                          I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.

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                                          Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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