So glad I suck dick
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I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they're the sweet ones. They make me smile.
The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we're in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:
"My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up.
"To which one of my partners would respond something like:
"Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually... remind me why I'm with you again...?"
"My dick"
etc.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
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Reread the photo gf
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It's a slur.
Is dick a slur?
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Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?
They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches
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At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.
So how old is Snow White?
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Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18
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Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.
Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16
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Is dick a slur?
No, and cracker isn't a slur either.
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Never really thought of it as a slur. Like a general-purpose slur against women? I don't really agree, it's in common parlance, at least in my area. I've never found it offensive, personally. Generally when people I know use it, it's meant in a positive, I guess you could say "reclaimed" fashion. Plus, there are much worse slurs that are not censored.
I'm pretty sure ml sensors all slurs
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Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).
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I don't know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I'm not mistaken.
She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.
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Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18
Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty
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How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
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Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty
Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.
On a separate thank you for being a good dad.
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I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
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She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.
I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.
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I'm pretty sure ml sensors all slurs
not sure how to test this without just publicly posting a big list of slurs lol. Anyway, it's just odd to me since I don't consider bitсһ a slur. It's on the exact same level of rudeness as bastard.
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Lore wise? Snow white, obviously
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I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.
Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.
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All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama's gonna be.
I'm asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.
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