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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.

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    So how old is Snow White?

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      Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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      • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

        Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.

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        Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16

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        • nelots@lemmy.zipN [email protected]

          Is dick a slur?

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          No, and cracker isn't a slur either.

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            Never really thought of it as a slur. Like a general-purpose slur against women? I don't really agree, it's in common parlance, at least in my area. I've never found it offensive, personally. Generally when people I know use it, it's meant in a positive, I guess you could say "reclaimed" fashion. Plus, there are much worse slurs that are not censored.

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            I'm pretty sure ml sensors all slurs

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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              The fox one, of course

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              • F [email protected]

                I don't know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I'm not mistaken.

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                She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.

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                  Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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                  Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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                    How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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                    • blujan@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                      Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty

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                      Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

                      On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

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                        I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

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                        All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

                        Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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                        • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                          She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses... Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.

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                          I don't think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we're going by age of first appearance then I've got some bad news for you about Elsa.

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                          • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                            I'm pretty sure ml sensors all slurs

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                            not sure how to test this without just publicly posting a big list of slurs lol. Anyway, it's just odd to me since I don't consider bitсһ a slur. It's on the exact same level of rudeness as bastard.

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                              Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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                                I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.

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                                Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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                                  All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

                                  Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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                                  But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama's gonna be.

                                  I'm asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.

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                                    Pic unrelated

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                                      Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

                                      On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

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                                      I think the question by itself can be understood to be innocent enough, but yeah the gf does make it a bad question with that response

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                                      • queermunist@lemmy.mlQ [email protected]

                                        It's a slur.

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                                        What if you are referring specifically to a female canine, Elton John or Meredith Brooks?

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                                          Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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                                          Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

                                          Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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