So glad I suck dick

[nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml]

Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

[sexy_peach@feddit.org]

Wife bad

[thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org]

this is probably the funniest thing I have read today

[soulg@ani.social]

But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?

[thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org]

growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

[osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org]

needs more jpeg

[sad_detective_man@leminal.space]

people getting upset at this don't deserve a woman this funny

[therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Lmao

Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?

[someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

[themeatbridge@lemmy.world]

The OG German also says "most beautiful in the whole country."

Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?

It was changed to rhyme with the English word for "all" but you could argue that even in English it isn't a literal inclusion of every person alive.

The original also puts Snow White's age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don't need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.

[zaphod@sopuli.xyz]

How dare you pass her test.

[gregorgizeh@lemmy.zip]

Your instance does...

[brucethemoose@lemmy.world]

According to a certain imageboard's iCame top 100 index, it's Princes Jasmine.

By a huge margin.

[nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml]

any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

[theyojimbo@lemmy.world]

Bitch whaat ?

[badabinski@kbin.earth]

Anywhere but lemmygrad or hexbear, really. lemmy.dbzer0.com, lemmy.world (EDIT: ngl, I forgor there are multiple issues with this one. We should also be pushing folks to smaller instances anyways, because mega-servers are a threat to the fediverse.), lemmy.zip, or lemmy.blahaj.zone are all good ones. I'm quite partial to kbin.earth (although you'd need a different app), and there's also piefed instances.

[poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world]

What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

[livelm@lemmy.zip]

Come over to lemmy.zip!

[dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zip]

Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?

[ikidd@lemmy.world]

lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.