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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

    Wait until you meet Margot Robbie and President Biden, who posted here in the early days and definitely wasn't me.

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    I saw Margot Robbie, but i figured they'd been asked a thousand times if they were the real Margot, and even then it wouldnt have changed my interaction, so I just left it. Are they still around?

    I never saw Biden, I thought his press account wod have been on bluesky

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        They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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        #77

        They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes.

        https://old.reddit.com/r/ChineseLanguage/comments/uob3rv/are_curse_words_censored/i8dcxjz/

        Well, there is a type of censorship I guess. Some apps don’t allow people to post bad words like 卧槽,and so on. So people usually abbreviate the bad words to the first letter of each pinyin. So 卧槽 becomes “wc”.

        This isn’t just for bad words tho, there’s many online slangs like xswl which means 笑死我了, and many more.

        https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/07/12/censor/

        The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

        --- John Gilmore, founder, Electronic Frontier Foundation

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        • N [email protected]

          any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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          My 2 cents is lemmy.zip. it's the most like the lost treasure that was lemm.ee. it leaves a lot of censoring up to the user

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          • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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            Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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            • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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              The correct answer is: "Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above."

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              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]

                Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

                From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

                Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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                But, isn't it wonderful that we can have a fediverse where there can be annoying instances like those ones, but if you don't like it you can just move or block?

                The fediverse is chaotic but I sure prefer chaos to having one corporate overlord with one point of view, and one goal, which is getting ads in front of as many eyeballs as possible.

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                • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                  you don't have a close relationship with a woman do you?

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                  You mean other than your mom?

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                  • N [email protected]

                    Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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                    #83

                    This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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                      Naw, you gotta lean in.

                      Which bitch asked that before me?

                      the cutest one

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                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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                        #85

                        She's also a minor 💀

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                          So glad I suck dick

                          As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

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                          • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                            It's Mulan, btw

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                            • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                              Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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                              Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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                                She's also a minor 💀

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                                Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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                                  Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

                                  FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

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                                  • F [email protected]

                                    Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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                                    The curse of being alive. We age while our fictional crushes stay the same.

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                                    • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                                      Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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                                      • F [email protected]

                                        It's Mulan, btw

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                                        IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                                        • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                                          IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                                          Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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