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    any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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    My 2 cents is lemmy.zip. it's the most like the lost treasure that was lemm.ee. it leaves a lot of censoring up to the user

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      Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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        The correct answer is: "Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above."

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        • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]

          Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

          From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

          Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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          But, isn't it wonderful that we can have a fediverse where there can be annoying instances like those ones, but if you don't like it you can just move or block?

          The fediverse is chaotic but I sure prefer chaos to having one corporate overlord with one point of view, and one goal, which is getting ads in front of as many eyeballs as possible.

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          • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

            you don't have a close relationship with a woman do you?

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            You mean other than your mom?

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            • N [email protected]

              Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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              This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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                Naw, you gotta lean in.

                Which bitch asked that before me?

                the cutest one

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                • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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                  She's also a minor 💀

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                    So glad I suck dick

                    As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

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                      It's Mulan, btw

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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                        Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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                          She's also a minor 💀

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                          Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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                            Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

                            FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

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                            • F [email protected]

                              Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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                              The curse of being alive. We age while our fictional crushes stay the same.

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                                Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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                                  It's Mulan, btw

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                                  IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                                    IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                                    Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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                                    • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]

                                      Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

                                      From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

                                      Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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                                      . I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again.

                                      Blocking an instance only blocks you from seeing communities there, it doesn't block you from seeing users posting in other communities.

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                                        I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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                                          What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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