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  • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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    So glad I suck dick

    As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

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      It's Mulan, btw

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      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

        Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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        Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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          She's also a minor 💀

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          Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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          • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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            Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

            FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

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              Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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              The curse of being alive. We age while our fictional crushes stay the same.

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              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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                  It's Mulan, btw

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                  IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                  • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                    IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                    Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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                    • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]

                      Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

                      From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

                      Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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                      . I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again.

                      Blocking an instance only blocks you from seeing communities there, it doesn't block you from seeing users posting in other communities.

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                        I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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                          Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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                          What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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                            any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                            sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

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                              Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

                              FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

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                              My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.

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                              • B [email protected]

                                It's funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we're being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.

                                I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.

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                                I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:

                                Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.

                                Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

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                                • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                                  I could see my wife and I having this conversation.

                                  I remember one infamous New Year's Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked "is this a trap?" She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn't a trap. So I just say, "Yes! She's hot!" The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn't give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she's literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I've always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.

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                                  That's fine too. I’m glad you all have have the intimacy to be able to be honest with each other and confront lies about what insecurities are harmful, and need intervention for. I’m glad the 3rd friend was able to confront that insecurity with people they can trust.

                                  Still, we don't call each other “bitches,” but something healthier: “cuties.”

                                  Retrospective:
                                  ::: spoiler spoiler
                                  Even in my polycule, if I had to intervene with a friend and a partner like this, I’d be upfront with you by saying:

                                  In order for this experiment to go through blind, I need your earnest opinion without biases and spoiler effects:
                                  Do you think this person looks hot?
                                  :::

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                                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                    What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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                                    Probably make the eyes issue worse tbh.

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                                      She's also a minor 💀

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                                      She is? Damn, I thought her dad was like 80 years old when I watched that movie as a child.

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                                        It's Mulan, btw

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                                        Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.

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                                        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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                                          Red

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